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The 1999 Montreal Alouettes finished in first place in the East Division for the first time since 1979 with a 12–6 record. This was the last full season for Anthony Calvillo sharing the teams started quarterbacking with Tracy Ham who retired after the season. After a great season, they lost a close East Final to the Hamilton Tiger-Cats 27–26, again being denied a shot at playing for the Grey Cup.
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