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{"type":"standard","title":"Beeleigh Abbey","displaytitle":"Beeleigh Abbey","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4879842","titles":{"canonical":"Beeleigh_Abbey","normalized":"Beeleigh Abbey","display":"Beeleigh Abbey"},"pageid":3601832,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/80/BeeleighAbbey.jpg/330px-BeeleighAbbey.jpg","width":320,"height":233},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/80/BeeleighAbbey.jpg","width":2910,"height":2121},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1279008159","tid":"41b13739-fa1a-11ef-a946-93d04966ae38","timestamp":"2025-03-05T23:33:35Z","description":"Building in Maldon, Essex, England","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":51.7379,"lon":0.6635},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beeleigh_Abbey","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beeleigh_Abbey?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beeleigh_Abbey?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Beeleigh_Abbey"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beeleigh_Abbey","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Beeleigh_Abbey","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beeleigh_Abbey?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Beeleigh_Abbey"}},"extract":"Beeleigh Abbey near Maldon in Essex, England, was a monastery constructed in 1180 for the Premonstratensians, as known as the Norbertines or Premonstratensians. The order linked the change of the separate life of monks in the 12th century with the retrospective life of the friar, who was considerably more active.","extract_html":"
Beeleigh Abbey near Maldon in Essex, England, was a monastery constructed in 1180 for the Premonstratensians, as known as the Norbertines or Premonstratensians. The order linked the change of the separate life of monks in the 12th century with the retrospective life of the friar, who was considerably more active.
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